The Matrimonial Mixup
Monday, February 26, 2007
As I mentioned in my last blog, I was awaiting the arrival of my mail-order bride.
Well, there's some bad news.
In an attempt to cut costs of bringing her into the country, I decided to book the flight online with Traveltron5000.com. That site seemed to have great rates for online travel. Now I know why it was so cheap.
First of all, rather than first class like I had arranged for her to be flown here, they put her in a cargo plane full of chickens.
Second, they, for some reason, flew her to Panama.
When I tried to book a flight online to bring her to the intended destination, I was informed that she had said that she didn't want to fly to America. Apparently, she had met somebody in Panama, and opted to marry him instead of me.
Bummer.