Mitchell's Getting Married

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm getting married!

I just ordered the bride yesterday, and she should be on her way into the country as we speak.

Once she's here, I plan to contact Rainbow Fireworks about setting up some awesome fireworks displays for the wedding. A lot of people don't actually think about fireworks at a wedding, but they should realize that it's a good way to celebrate a special day (or show off your new mail-order bride).

You're all welcome to join Ling Pao and I for the special day and enjoy an amazing fireworks show.